10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi