10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm