10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow