10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris