10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.