10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "No river, no fish."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier