10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!