10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "No river, no fish."