10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.