10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek