10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright