10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986