10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.