10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson