10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger