10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "No river, no fish."