10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.