10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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