10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
"you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves