10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.