10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.