10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• It's Free To Fold...