10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is for loners.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio