10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---