10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.