10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer