10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.