10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977