10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz