10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.