10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Fook the floosh droo!