10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "All-in, bitches!!!"