10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You have to piss with the dick you have