10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.