10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Those eggs smell delicious!