10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus