10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?