10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• im going to 2 out you to death
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed