10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph