10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword