10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek