10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.