10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"