10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Fold and live to fold again
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.