10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez