10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event