10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."