10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.