10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!