10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!